Paradoxical Frog Hoodie

$79.00

I want everything. I want nothing.
I’m overwhelmed. I’m under-stimulated.
Both are true.

The Paradoxical Frog is for minds that hold contradictions without needing to resolve them. Complex, valid, and entirely your own. 

Product features
- 50% cotton / 50% polyester medium-heavy fabric for cozy warmth and soft hand-feel
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth, waste-reducing silhouette
- Double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord and kangaroo pouch pocket
- Direct-to-Film (DTF) and Direct-to-Garment (DTG) prints with optional embroidery placements
- Tear-away label, OEKO-TEX certified dyes, and compliance with safety standards

Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

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I want everything. I want nothing.
I’m overwhelmed. I’m under-stimulated.
Both are true.

The Paradoxical Frog is for minds that hold contradictions without needing to resolve them. Complex, valid, and entirely your own. 

Product features
- 50% cotton / 50% polyester medium-heavy fabric for cozy warmth and soft hand-feel
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth, waste-reducing silhouette
- Double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord and kangaroo pouch pocket
- Direct-to-Film (DTF) and Direct-to-Garment (DTG) prints with optional embroidery placements
- Tear-away label, OEKO-TEX certified dyes, and compliance with safety standards

Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed