I want everything. I want nothing.
I’m overwhelmed. I’m under-stimulated.
Both are true.
The Paradoxical Frog is for minds that hold contradictions without needing to resolve them—complex, valid, and entirely your own.
Soft, cozy, and a little bit whimsical — this crewneck brings a playful green frog and the hand-lettered phrase to your everyday rotation. The midweight cotton-poly blend feels warm without weighing you down, and the roomy classic fit lets you layer over tees or tuck into high-waisted jeans. Small embroidered options at the chest or wrists add a subtle, textured touch while the large center print keeps the design front-and-center. Wear it on slow mornings with coffee, while wandering park paths, or tucked into a casual meet-up with fellow nature nerds — it settles in like an old favorite and brings a quiet smile every time you put it on.
Product features
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability
- Classic fit with ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitching for lasting shape
- Embroidered decoration options: left/center/large center chest and both wrists
- Tubular knit construction (no side seams) and tear-away label for comfort
- OEKO-TEX certified dyes and US Cotton Trust Protocol sourcing
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
I want everything. I want nothing.
I’m overwhelmed. I’m under-stimulated.
Both are true.
The Paradoxical Frog is for minds that hold contradictions without needing to resolve them—complex, valid, and entirely your own.
Soft, cozy, and a little bit whimsical — this crewneck brings a playful green frog and the hand-lettered phrase to your everyday rotation. The midweight cotton-poly blend feels warm without weighing you down, and the roomy classic fit lets you layer over tees or tuck into high-waisted jeans. Small embroidered options at the chest or wrists add a subtle, textured touch while the large center print keeps the design front-and-center. Wear it on slow mornings with coffee, while wandering park paths, or tucked into a casual meet-up with fellow nature nerds — it settles in like an old favorite and brings a quiet smile every time you put it on.
Product features
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability
- Classic fit with ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitching for lasting shape
- Embroidered decoration options: left/center/large center chest and both wrists
- Tubular knit construction (no side seams) and tear-away label for comfort
- OEKO-TEX certified dyes and US Cotton Trust Protocol sourcing
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean