I want everything. I want nothing.
I’m overwhelmed. I’m under-stimulated.
Both are true.
The Paradoxical Frog is for minds that hold contradictions without needing to resolve them—complex, valid, and entirely your own.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, lightweight feel (4.5 oz/yd²)
- Tubular knit construction — no side seams for cleaner drape
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Pearlized, tear-away label for itch-free comfort
- Print methods: DTG for main art; DTF used for sleeve and inner neck prints when applicable
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
I want everything. I want nothing.
I’m overwhelmed. I’m under-stimulated.
Both are true.
The Paradoxical Frog is for minds that hold contradictions without needing to resolve them—complex, valid, and entirely your own.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, lightweight feel (4.5 oz/yd²)
- Tubular knit construction — no side seams for cleaner drape
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Pearlized, tear-away label for itch-free comfort
- Print methods: DTG for main art; DTF used for sleeve and inner neck prints when applicable
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors